Mom and dad went on a date night WITHOUT ME! For more than 2 hours!!! How could they not give me attention for so long? Well, I found a way to escape the play pen and finally tore down an entire leaf of that big plant in the living room. And then I ripped it apart all over the floor. That plant had been my enemy since I moved in, and now it knows it should not mess with me!
Mom and dad were upset with me when they came home. Yeah I know, I feel a little bad, and I should not have done it. But the urges!!!
Anyway, they still love me and even took a family selfie the same night. I am a good boy after all!